It goes without saying that we’re not the type to brave the crowded lines for Black Friday sales. I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE?! As far as we’re concerned, no item is worth breaking a sweat or getting elbowed in the face over.
Instead, our holiday gift purchases take place under a blanket with champagne or tea in hand—it’s where we’re most inspired. So, in the spirit of doing the most while doing the least, we put together a gift guide that is so on-brand it almost hurts.
[THE] JOMO (Joy of Missing Out):
“I’m sorry, I can’t tonight…or ever.”
Every time a rainbow item is purchased, an angel gets its wings. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
[THE] PER MY LAST EMAIL:
Just circling back!
[THE] SURVIVING NOT THRIVING:
It’s a lifestyle choice.
[THE] CHRISTMAS IS FOR
YOU AND ME, B*TCHES:
BECAUSE SUTTON SAID SO.
[THE] CHAMPAGNE IS BASICALLY
*pours another glass*
[THE] SCHITT’S CREEK:
“Bebe, it’s cold outside” -Moira Rose
xo, clea + joanna